Corrupt a wish

I've seen this game on a bunch of other forums, and I really find it fun. Here's how you play:


Person A wishes for something

Person B then grants the wish, but corrupts it, to make it bad.

eg.

Person A: I wish for a pie

Person B: Granted but it's poisoned.




So lets get started!!!

I wish for a nice car.

Granted but it doesn't work....


I wish for a gaming computer.

Granted but you get a virus

I wish for a million dollars $$$

Granted but you get robbed.






I wish for a mansion.

Granted but you don't have the money to pay tax on it, so you lost it

I wish I was better at SC2.

Granted but you lose interest in SC2


I wish for some food.

Granted but it's expired by 10 years.


I wish for a dog.

Granted but it's the kind that looks like a shaved rat

I wish for a nice warm shower.

Granted but it's an acid shower lol

I wish for world peace.

Granted but then the sun burns out and the humna race becomes extinct.


I wish for a hot girl

Granted but she's a terrorist


I wish for some cinnamon toast.